Thursday, May 28, 2009

Welcome to a Average Joe's Nightmare...

I, the Great Lady Sadie, also known as Sadie Lovegood, also known as Colleenie, have so graciously decided to share my Gift of Rant with you lower life forms. Worship me, bitches.

Welcome to 'Bitch, Please!' The blog for anyone who just doesn't get mainstream media and loves to rant (or read rants) about random stuff that never makes any sense. However, I do not like to call what I do 'senseless bantering.' I prefer to consider my art 'Intelligent Griping.'

Either way, if there's anything you don't get in the news, media, or world, just drop me line or two and I'll be happy to rant on your behalf and try to makre things a little clearer (or a little vaguer...) for you. Please note that if you do not agree with my opinions, please go take a long walk off a short cliff before you decide to bash what I have to say. Thank you and have a pleasant tomorrow.

A Quick Fact Sheet About Moi:

Likes: Harry Potter saga, cats, Perez Hilton, random wigs in fantabulous colors, reading, acting, ranting and more ranting
Hates: Twilight, Nation for Marriage, bigots, Becky Fisher,
Fav Food: Chinese takeout
Fav Movie: The Princess Bride
Fav Book: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Fav Manga: Battle Royale
Major: American Studies with a concentration in Culture
Sign: Gemini
Relationship Status: Going on 2 months with my loverly Cody

So, enough about me, lets get the hell to the ranting!

Remember: Something you have to say? Comment or message me and I'll see if I give enough of a crap to reply! Who knows? Maybe you'll get lucky with Lady Sadie!

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